molliedelaney asked: oh ho ho ho. ;)

1. First impression - this is Jessi’s friend. Okay. She seems cool. Oh, you’re morbid and twisted too? Don’t mind me while I set up camp under your bed.

2. Truth is… you stole my keys from me and I clung to your leg to let me out. Seriously, the truth is you’re one of the few people I can count on. And you know that means a lot to me.

3. You look between 18 and 19. Honestly. Yes, you do.

4. Do I laugh around you? Why is this a question? Can I stick my tongue in it?

5. You have never caused me to feel wrath toward you

6. Best feature. Umm… all of you. Duh. You are you and that makes you exceedingly special to me.

7. No crushes here.

8. What you are. You are my friend that isn’t afraid to be bitchy. You are my bitch friend. I fear only the two of us will understand that. You are the friend that is closest proximity to me and SHOULD LIVE CLOSER!! Gas ain’t cheap, bitch. But seriously. I love you and hope to live with you soon.

9. In my invisible phone, you are Sherly with an apple.

10. Well, you already did.

Posted on May 17th at 12:19 AM

1. molliedelaney said: CAN I STICK MY TONGUE IN IT?!
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