107,265 playsTwelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.
Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo
I believe I did
dear LORD
I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.
I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.
please forgive my tags
This was on my roommate’s door this morning
Sidnie. If we ever live together while in college.
Or you know, ever. “Not being social.” “Not doing housework.” “Not doing the Carpe Diem thing.”
(Source: kayotics)
You see this chickadee? You see her? Gorgeous, isn’t she?
Got the look of a nice girl with the sweet smile, but you’d be surprised what lies behind that smile sometimes.
My reply to her letter to me.
So, I got on twitter to see this for myself and Mollie just happened to tweet right in the middle.
I found this hilarious for some reason.
She threw off the groove.
Shew threw off their groove!
Hate!? Michael Fassbender!?
She will explain right after this message.
He’s just scary-looking. Like……..his mouth will eat my face. I can’t stand him. He’s a brilliant actor, but NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL. He’s like a giant shark. It’s frightening. Like, I don’t find him attractive at all, but everyone else seems to, and whenever I see him on my dash I get all angryface.jpg
Jon Stewart angry face for Mollie.
I’m not in the middle of this I swear.
Look, he’s coming to get her. XD
I kid, it’s cool. I think he’s fine as can be but I know not everyone is like that.
Sorry he frightens you, dear.
We will return after these messages.
Also I couldn’t tell if the person in this photo was Michael Fassbender or not, so I showed it to Mollie.
She gets a very specific look on her face when she sees him.
I just really hate Michael Fassbender.
She won’t post her Michael Fassbender face. I think she should.
Who’s with me?!
Hate!? Michael Fassbender!?
She will explain right after this message.
He’s just scary-looking. Like……..his mouth will eat my face. I can’t stand him. He’s a brilliant actor, but NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL. He’s like a giant shark. It’s frightening. Like, I don’t find him attractive at all, but everyone else seems to, and whenever I see him on my dash I get all angryface.jpg
Jon Stewart angry face for Mollie.
I’m not in the middle of this I swear.
Also I couldn’t tell if the person in this photo was Michael Fassbender or not, so I showed it to Mollie.
She gets a very specific look on her face when she sees him.
I just really hate Michael Fassbender.
She won’t post her Michael Fassbender face. I think she should.
Who’s with me?!
Hate!? Michael Fassbender!?
She will explain right after this message.
Also I couldn’t tell if the person in this photo was Michael Fassbender or not, so I showed it to Mollie.
She gets a very specific look on her face when she sees him.
I just really hate Michael Fassbender.
She won’t post her Michael Fassbender face. I think she should.
Who’s with me?!
Base By: Jahrenesis
